I've done this before. And I will do it again.

You are the last drink I never should drunk.

You are the body hidden in the trunk.

You are the habit I can't seem to kick.

You are my secrets on the front page every week.

You are the car I never should have bought.

You are the train I never should have caught.

You are the cut that makes me hide my face.

You are the party that makes me feel my age.

Like a car crash I can see but I just can't avoid.

Like a plane I've been told I never should board.

Like a film that's so bad but I've gotta stay til the end.

Let me tell you now,

It's lucky for you that we're friends.